Christmas is *checks calendar* rapidly approaching, and if you haven’t gotten in the holiday spirit yet, WYED?! Fear not if you haven’t, ’cause I’ve got ya covered. Now tell me, what’s got more ...

"You See Gum On The Street, Leave It There. It's Not Free Candy." - Santa gives Buddy advice on the risks of the real world. "I Just Wanted A Hug." - Buddy's naïveté leads to a hilarious encounter ...

It's hard to believe that it's been 20 years since we learned the real four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup. (Duh!) Okay, so Buddy the Elf is not the best source for ...

Now is the time of year when people start to become overwhelmed by a feeling of joy and compassion for their fellow man and the notion that people are able to come together (in-between trips to the ...

It doesn't matter if it's Christmas or if it's not — there are some movies that just make you feel like it's Christmas all year long. And Elf, starring Will Ferrell, is one of those movies. What is it ...

We at Hair Balls can spend a lot of time doing really worthless things like quoting movies. We’ve been known to have day- or even week-long e-mail exchanges with friends simply quoting lines from ...

Kick off the Christmas season with these funny and cute ideas.