A man comes home after a terrible round of golf. It was his worst round ever. He plops down on the couch in front of the television, and says to his wife, “Can you get me a beer before it starts?" The ...

An 80-year-old man goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?" “I'm Italian and I am a golfer ...