Want to know when your rankings system needs to be revamped? When a guy that hasn't played a competitive match in six months moves up in the rankings despite, ya know, not playing the game he's ...

Demon: “Here’s a question for you. Would you have rathered coming to the park for our first date or the coffee shop I took you to?” English Rose: “I think I would rather here.” Demon: “Oh, really? So ...